it is 11 pm and I need to sleep, night peeps

my sib got mad because she can’t catch sharks and I caught one within 5 seconds of opening the game

makomori:

makomori:

pacific rim where everything is the same except the kaiju are giant rubber ducks

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greenleefs:

life would be 99% better if the lord of the rings soundtrack played in the background

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pepsimangb:

Too god damn effing late.

pepsimangb:

Too god damn effing late.

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bonesmakenoise:

theweepingtimelord:

Lembas Bread (Lord of the Rings “authentic” Elvish bread)

Ingredients: 

 2 ½ cups of flour
1 tablespoon of baking powder
¼ teaspoon of salt
½ cup of butter
1/3 cup of brown sugar
1 teaspoon of cinnamon
½ teaspoon honey
2/3 cup of heavy whipping cream
½ teaspoon of vanilla

Directions:

Preheat oven to 425F. Mix the flour, baking powder and salt into a large bowl. Add the butter and mix with a well till fine granules (easiest way is with an electric mixer). Then add the sugar and cinnamon, and mix them thoroughly.

Finally add the cream, honey, and vanilla and stir them in with a fork until a nice, thick dough forms.

Roll the dough out about 1/2 in thickness. Cut out 3-inch squares and transfer the dough to a cookie sheet.Criss-cross each square from corner-to-corner with a knife, lightly (not cutting through the dough).

Bake for about 12 minutes or more (depending on the thickness of the bread) until it is set and lightly golden.

***Let cool completely before eating, this bread tastes better room temperature and dry. Also for more flavor you can add more cinnamon or other spices***

as someone who has baked these A LOT

They are REALLY GOOD

and I am reblogging this because I KEEP LOSING MY RECIPE 

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endrae:

Because I have been playing a lot Soldier lately
And I also tested a new set of brushes, and guys.. I think I’m in love♥

yyoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

endrae:

Because I have been playing a lot Soldier lately

And I also tested a new set of brushes, and guys.. I think I’m in love♥

yyoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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itsvondell:

HE LITERALLY PAINTS IT IN THREE DIMENSIONS

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asker

2tonocean asked: Captain Steve America Rogers, Rattman, a single honeybee

theportalkeeper:

Kiss Rattman

Kill a single honeybee (just one bee is enough sacrifice for the rest of the hive to live)

Marry Steve Rogers (this guy, okay? this guy is just)

"Kill a single honeybee (just one bee is enough sacrifice for the rest of the hive to live)"

After the lights go down low- Albert Hibbler

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Yup, still my headcannon Singing Fontaine

academically:

sticks and stones may break my bones because I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms

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thosetwogingers:

2tonocean:

why do I feel so at home at a drug addict thug running vile shitty watering hole

Wow I didn’t know you lived in New York City

close enough

talkingpotatos:

theportalkeeper:

2tonocean:

what does SJW stand for?

small jumping weevil

its weasel not weevil get your facts straight

biancohills said: Super Jazzy Wario

madamebananas reblogged this from you and added:Super jesus washy its when jesus washes car for free

highlandhound said: super jelly wiggles

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this was enlightening

why do I feel so at home at a drug addict thug running vile shitty watering hole